Miranda Kerr for Wonderbra of the Day
Miranda Kerr is working for Wonderbra, because I guess Wonderbra wanted to give a fuck you to Victoria’s Secret by stealing their model – who they want nothing to do with since she’s a hooker….because...
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Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News
- Chris Pratt will be Cowboy Ninja Viking. Whatever that means. - Refinery 29‘s shit-ass puff-piece on Scientology has some problems. - Nick Jonas really needs you to know he’s not a virgin anymore. -...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Poses With Herself for Glamour Spain of the Day
Miranda Kerr is some home-wrecker, ex-Victoria’s Model who once was with a famous actor making babies, because it was marketable, but boring, so she then fucked Bieber, and got fired from Victoria’s...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr in Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day
The Love Magazine Advent Calendar that comes out every year HERE has officially started….and their first instalment was Miranda Kerr, who I guess they were giving a gift to, by putting her in something...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Bra and Panties Pimping Softly, But Stiffly, for Wonderbra
I know now that I was born not to play baseball. It took me six different coaches across several years begging me to find a new interest and a .112 batting average before I finally got the hint. What I...
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Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News
- Miley Cyrus and The Gropenator‘s son spent Thanksgiving together. - Wait, wait. Aubrey O’Day has a face? - Scary Spice used to pick up MILFs before she met her husband. - Girls In Excessively Tight...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Looks Good In A Bra And Other Fine Things To Ogle
Miranda Kerr‘s boobs and thumper make life worth living. (The Superficial) These outtakes of Jessica Alba as a Sin City 2 stripper are amazing. (COED) Herminone…err…Emma Watson wears a deep cleav...
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Hailey Baldwin Made A Lingerie Video, Too
Earlier in the week, we saw Kendall Jenner being spanked by Santa Claus for Love Magazine, and now to a somehow creepier extent, here’s her best friend Hailey Baldwin dancing in lingerie. So just...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar of the DAy
Miranda Kerr is on the program. The program is what I call girls who become models in order to date rich dudes because rich dudes are better than poor dudes, even if the models themselves already have...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Wonderbra, Wonder Everything, I Wish It Were Legal to Eat Her
Miranda Kerr simply won’t quit pimping the bras. They call them Wonderbras. Which I think is simply any bra Miranda Kerr wears. As in, I wonder if she knows every man in the world is imagining her...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr’s Getting Lingerie Modeling Work of the Day
Miranda Kerr is a Victoria’s Secret reject, but not really, because before she got fired for fucking Justin Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret fashion show a few years ago, they made her a huge fucking...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Chesty, Is This New Chesty or Just the Chesty I’ve Lusted for...
Uber-sextastic mom hot Miranda Kerr had always been something of a modestly bosomed tremendously good looking model type woman. So she caught me eye a bit more than usual over the weekend in the park...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Covered Topless Hotness For Love
Love clothing is so close to almost being there. Almost being epic. You get hot famous girls to start taking their clothes off for shoots, then blammo, something happens to corrupt the full potential...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Topless for “LOVE” of the Day
Miranda Kerr gets a lot of credit for being the weird faced – ex Victoria’s Secret model, who I heard directly through a friend of a friend who knew her manager that she fucked Justin Bieber and that’s...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Shows You How to Catch Billionaires of the Day
This is the position Miranda Kerr gets in whenever she sees a billionaire, hoping to get them trapped and lodged in her pussy, so that they become addicted to her and can ever run away, in what some...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr in a Bikini Top for Some Brand of the Day
I think there is a Cher song that goes “Do you believe in life after getting drunk and fucking Justin Bieber at the end of a Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, while being married to a homosexual actor...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr has Cleavage of the Day
The highlight of Miranda Kerr is that Victoria’s Secret fired her for fucking Justin Beiber…at least that’s what I heard from someone who worked with her management a few years ago, because even they...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Chesty Cleavy Hot For Cannes
Miranda Kerr knows the competition in Cannes for hottest of the hot women is going to be stiff, so why not come out of the gates making tons of men stiff in her low cut, chesty dresses just for the...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr for W Korea of the DAy
Miranda Kerr still exists…so there is life after the organized crime ring of Victoria’s Secret…but more importantly, there is life after cheating on your probably gay husband Orlando Bloom, with Justin...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Spread Legged in Grazia France of the DAy
I hear if you pay Miranda Kerr 1,000,000 dollars for a night….or if you’re Justin Bieber….or if you’re a billionaire….she’ll do this pose she’s doing in Grazia France….without the white bathing suit...
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