Miranda Kerr Models Wonderbras And Other Fine Things To Ogle
Miranda Kerr looks good enough to eat in a Wonderbra. (Last Men On Earth)These are the hottest model photoshoots of 2015. (COED)Hannah Ferguson roles around in black lingerie for Christmas. (WWTDD)Olga...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr for Wonderbra of the Day
It is safe to say that Miranda Kerr is totally overrated….but more interestingly, she’s been able to maintain her career as an underwear model due to some strategic moves, including but not limited to...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr’s Neighbors Don’t Give A Shit About Her Gluten-Free Muffins
If I had to guess what kind of neighbor toddler-faced model type Miranda Kerr was, I’d say she’s the kind of neighbor you never see or hear (because you don’t become the Van Helsing of...
View ArticleSelena Gomez, Michelle Rodriguez and Others Hotties in Red Dress Showdown at...
You know when January rolls around I like to get my UNICEF on. A wonderful charitable organization that also happens to bring out the hotties in New York for the gala events. How can you not support...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Bikini Goodness And Other Fine Things To Ogle
Miranda Kerr spends 85% of her life in a bikini. Not that's a bad thing. (TMZ)Kindly Myers looks hot as hell in a pink bikini. (Last Men On Earth)Kelly Hall shows off her luscious rack. (Egotastic...
View ArticleBillionaire Hooker Miranda Kerr in Yoga Pants of the Day
In Miranda Kerr’s school of landing a billionaire, like a billionaire escort, part of a billionaire escort agency, because she only fucks billionaires, there’s a reason for that, it’s called being a...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Hot Chestiness Barely Contained In Tight Leather For YSL
It's Fashion Week yet again, don't you know. I'm not sure I have the precise calendar down for these events, but let's just call them constant at this point. The trade and exchange of high fashion for...
View ArticleOn The Next Episode Of American Horror Story: Meth Lab…..
Saint Laurent’s show at The Hollywood Palladium in L.A. was last night and I guess the invitation read: Come dressed as a strung-out performer in Florida’s Meth Circus. I’m also guessing that Justin...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr’s Billionaire Baby of the Day
Miranda Kerr is normally featured on the site as a guide for you to follow in how to bed a billionaire being a “model”… It looks like she was smart enough to not take any birth control, to let the frat...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Super Hot Spandex Jog
Miranda Kerr in Spandex. Take that in for a moment. The loveliest of Down Under uber-sextastic models Miranda Kerr took a job in a sheer top that gave her headlights a chance to bust out of their...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Awkward Fitness of the Day
I am not into Miranda Kerr, I find her garbage and never really understood how she scammed Victoria’s Secret into being one of their most marketed “angels” before firing her for being a cunt, a cunt...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr for China to Get Billionaires of the Day
Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber….I had the exclusive thanks to her management hating her and talking shit on her a few weeks after it happened but it...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr – Bikini Photoshoot of the Day
Miranda Kerr did a photoshoot for her boyfriend at Snapchat, not necessarily commissioned for the dude at Snapchat, but for the billionaire in spirit because she needs to keep him interested in her....
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Locks In Billionaire of the Day
I have done a series of posts on Miranda Kerr’s tactics to land a billionaire – I called it the Miranda Kerr schoole in landing a billion guess it works – because she just announced her engagement to...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Is Getting Married To Her Billionaire Snapchat Boyfriend
That loud slapping sound you hear is billionaire gold diggers across the globe giving Miranda Kerr a standing ovation while sniffing back tears of pure pride. Not only has Miranda managed to land...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr in Harper’s Bazaar Looking Wholesome of the Day
Miranda Kerr…looking good… I like how Miranda Kerr is looking wholesome, like the recently engaged mother of one with another dude, who got fired from her last high profile mall brand job for fucking...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr For Swim of the Day
Miranda Kerr is photoshopped to fuck by the good people and whatever the fuck this swim or underwear company is that is using her. I assume they are Australian – using their own who has escaped their...
View ArticleShut The Hell Up, Miranda Kerr!!!
Good celebrity peen pics are about as rare as a day that doesn’t end with you weeping at the bottom of a hot shower while clutching a vino sippy cup full of Barefoot white zin. (What? Just me?) So many...
View ArticleLooking Pretty Earned Gisele Bundchen A Whole Lot Of Money This Year
August is usually the month people set their brains to “Fuck it, it’s summer” and do the bare minimum required to keep the train rolling. But not at Forbes magazine. They have been busy adding up the...
View ArticleMiranda Kerr Getting Out of a Car of the DAy
Billionaire hooker Miranda Kerr who has been passed around the billionaire circle for a while now…has had her fake tits make some appearances the last few days because that’s what a prostitute to...
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