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Selena Gomez, Miranda Kerr And Amanda Seyfried Wearing Only A Towel

I love a sexy girl in a towel. Fresh from the shower, clean, perhaps after doing some dirty stuff. Oh, yes. This series is something special. It has a bevy of beauties wearing only towels. In the...

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Miranda Kerr and the Snapchat Dude of the Day

Miranda Kerr is one of those models who dates “billionaires” not “millionaires”…because I guess she’s attracted to their good looks, social skills, and personality…you know…not their money…it’s just an...

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Miranda Kerr, Kate Upton and Other Super Hotties in Fishnet Only for V Magazine

The word is currently cooing over the site of super hot models wearing nothing but some lacy stockings for a series of photos by Sebastian Faena for this month's V-Magazine. It's not just the sextastic...

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Miranda Kerr’s Legs of the Day

Miranda Kerr decided to post step 1 in the secret to getting billionaire cock… Step 2 is a little more complicate, it involves spreading those legs… Step 3 is hoping the cum sticks….to make another...

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Gold Digger’s View of the Day

If you figure out a way to manipulate your way to America from Australia through “modeling” and marrying an actor who at the time was very relevant…and with that new found celebrity status secure a...

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Miranda Kerr Demonstrates Another Billionaire Trap of the Day

If you demonstrate flexibility in your everyday life, the billionaire will factor that into your net worth, because every billionaire thinks “the more flexible the better”…or “just imagine what she can...

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Miranda Kerr Demonstrates How To Retain the Billionaire of the Day

DO MEDIA!! As long as Miranda Kerr is in magazines, no matter what the magazine is, it will give said Billionaire she has trapped or is trying to trap, because she knows how to manipulate billionaires,...

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Miranda Kerr’s Halloween Shoot for Snapchat Founder and Harper’s Bazaar of...

I guess it only makes sense that Miranda Kerr would do a fun photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar, the Halloween Issue… Shot by Terry Richardson, I guess in efforts to cater or impress her young Billionaire...

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Miranda Kerr Sheer Cleavy White Dress In Milan

It's Milan Fashion Week, don't you know. It was New York then London now the traveling vagabond ten billion dollar circus of clothes has moved to Italy to allow the continental ladies their chance to...

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Miranda Kerr’s How To Get a Billionaire Tip of the Day

I’ve been doing some very extensive research on Miranda Kerr’s behavior and activities, to come up with a comprehensive course for girls in how to land a billionaire…because Miranda Kerr only fucks...

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Miranda Kerr in Tatler Russia of the Day

Since Victoria’s Secret fired Miranda Kerr for fucking Bieber, she has been dating a series of billionaires, it pays better than that shitty mall brand….She’s currently dating the kid from Snapchat,...

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Miranda Kerr Does Marilyn Monroe of the Day

In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Miranda Kerr teaching you how to keep your billionaire boyfriends interested in you by dressing like an iconic figure on Halloween, despite not being...

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Miranda Kerr Bare Midriffs In Spandex For Yoga Class

Oh, my uber-sextastic MILF Miranda Kerr making a rare candid public appearance these days, flashing her toned core in Spandex leaving a yoga class that I've desperately tried to sign up for....

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Miranda Kerr Super Hot Cleavage And Bare Midriff For Swarovski Star Raising...

I must admit, I still feel a little pang of loss whenever there is a big Victoria's Secret event and Miranda Kerr is no longer present. It's been a while now since Miranda flew the angels coop and set...

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Lucy Aragon is Topless on the Beach of the Day

Lucy Aragon is topless in Miami, you don’t know who she is, she’s barely an instagram model, but she’s roomates with a few instagram models and latching the fuck on… I assume she’s in Miami preparing...

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Miranda Kerr for Vogue Thailand of the Day

Nothing says December 1st like Miranda Kerr boring in Vogue Thailand, that is still Vogue, but may not actually be affiliated with Vogue, due to global copyright laws and thailand, the land of child...

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Miranda Kerr Sextastic Full Strip Down for Harper’s

Talk about coming back in a big way. Miranda Kerr is definitely on some kind of work sabbatical of late. She's working, but at about 10-percent of previous year's performances, which is nice for her...

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Miranda Kerr’s Day 9 for Love Magazine of the Day

In Miranda Kerr’s school of landing a billionaire, like a billionaire escort, part of a billionaire escort agency, where she’s both the pimp and the whore. she’s taught us a few things… The first is...

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Miranda Kerr’s Naked Cover of the Day

Miranda Kerr continues her trapping of a billionaire lesson…this time with a nude cover for Harper’s Bazaar Australia… I already posted MIRANDA KERR WHORING today… I don’t know how much more Miranda...

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Miranda Kerr Big Bosomy Swimsuit Show (VIDEO)

Granted, the Love Advent calendar shoots often have seemingly nothing to do with the Yuletide. Which might be a problem if they didn't have so much to do with the likes of Miranda Kerr showing off in a...

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